Just for instance....

Let's just say, for the sake of something interesting to talk about, that you perhaps dropped, oh, an entire quart of cranberry-pomegranate juice on your kitchen floor (and refrigerator, cabinet doors, like in an explosion of juicy good morning at 7am). 

Hmm....and let's also assume, that you've tried floor cleaners, Clorox spray, and mopping, and when you walk through said room, you still stick to the floor. 

What, if you happened to find yourself in this situation, would you do? Any good hints out there to cut the stickies?

Just an interesting "what would you do" type of post if you were sitting home with a sick boy and had a sticky floor, and perhaps, perhaps, you left it without totally cleaning it up to take care of sick boy, and it's really a mess now. 

Just in case you find yourself here, maybe we can share and help each other out.   

Anyone? Anyone?

((Just in case I find myself in this particular sticky situation, I claimed to be good at fixing and building; I never claimed to be a good house cleaner.))